Top Random Tales

My co-worker bought her sick kid to work with her because her daycare won't accept sick children that are puking..... What makes you think we want him HERE!!!???

My co-worker always feels the need to add her UNSOLICITED advice into ANY conversation that doesn't include her.... Sometimes I want to say SHUT THE F%CK UP!!! No one is talking to you!!

Have you ever needed to fart at work... thinking it's ok... because it should be a silent one... BUT turns out its LOUD AND VIOLENT?? (I'm so embarrassed, but I just had this experience)

My coworker with the FLU asked to borrow my ink pen.... 4 days ago! Everytime I turn around she has my pen in her mouth.... WHO DOES THAT!! (I'm not taking that pen back)

I wish my coworker could walk around with a PERMANENT breathe mint in his mouth.... His breathe shouldn't smell like ASS and TRASH at 8am! He just woke up!